Funny jokes and some interesting story

💐🌹🌺🌱💐🌺एक बार एक लड़की लेडीज टॉयलेट में गई तो उसका मोबाइल टॉयलेट में गिर गया।फिर अचानक एक जिन प्रगट हुआ।ये लो लड़की तुम्हारा मोबाइल टॉयलेट में गिर गया था।लड़की को कुल्हाड़ी और जिन वाली बात याद आ गई,लड़की ने तुरंत कहा-ये मेरा मोबाइल नही है।जिन ने बोला-धोकर देख ये तुम्हारा ही मोबाइल है।😁😃😁😀।                                                                                                       in English                               Once a girl went to the ladies toilet, her mobile fell in the toilet. Then suddenly a gin appeared. Here, girl, your mobile had fallen in the toilet. The girl remembered the ax and gin, the girl immediately said- This is not my mobile. The one who said after washing it is your mobile.

Read this message carefully . The day we die, our money remains in the bank.  When we are alive, we feel that we do not have enough money to spend.  Even when we are gone, a lot of money is left unspent.  A Chinese emperor died.  He left $1.9 million in the bank for his widow. The widow married a young servant. I always thought I always worked for the employer, the servant said.  Now I understand that he always worked for me.  Sikh.  It is more important to live more than to earn more money.  Strive for a good and healthy body. 70% of the functions of expensive phones remain unusable. 70% of the speed of expensive cars is lost for use.  70% of the properties are not utilized.  So how to make full use of 30%?  Get regular check ups done even if you are healthy.  Drink more water even if you are not thirsty.  Whenever possible, give up your ego.  Be simple yet powerful.  Be perfect even if you are not rich.  Live a better life .  Control your heart during prayer.  Keep the stomach under

आज एक बच्चे ने मुझसे सिंगल यूज प्लास्टिक के बारे में पूछा तो मैंने उसे इसके बारे में बताया।और सोंचा की इस टॉपिक को आपसे शेयर करूं।तो चलिए सिंगल यूज प्लास्टिक के विलोपन की ओर:--।                                                                                                         ------------------------   प्रस्तावना -------------------         सिंगल यूज प्लास्टिक जिसका नाम लेते ही मन में प्लास्टिक से जुड़ी प्रदूषण की सबसे भयावह तस्वीर मन में छाया अंकित हो जाती है। सिंगल यूज प्लास्टिक मजबूत और सस्ता होने के कारण हमारे जीवन का एक हिस्सा बन गया है। सिंगल यूज प्लास्टिक हर तरफ हर जगह कहीं न कहीं किसी न किसी रूप मे हमारे सामने आ ही जाता है।सस्ता और मजबूत होने के कारण आज हम भारी मात्रा में इसका इस्तेमाल करते है।हर साल लगभग बहुत से देश लाखों टन प्लास्टिक का उत्पादन करता है।इन उत्पादनों में से सिर्फ सिंगल यूज प्लास्टिक ही हमारे और पर्यावरण के लिए सबसे ज्यादा घातक साबित हो रहा है।इन सिंगल यूज प्लास्टिक के इस्तेमाल न करने के लिए हम आम नागरिक को भी पूरी कोशिश करनी होगी।                         

अचानक एक मोड़ पर सुख और दुख की मुलाकात हो गई।                                                                        दुख ने सुख से कहा-तुम कितने भाग्यशाली हो,लोग तुम्हे पाने की कोशिश में लगे रहते है।                                 सुख ने मुस्कुराते हुए कहा-भाग्यवान मैं नहीं तुम हो।         दुख ने हैरानी से पूछा-वो कैसे?                                सुख ने बड़ी ईमानदारी से जवाब दिया-वो ऐसे की तुम्हे पाकर लोग अपनो को याद करते है,लेकिन मुझे पाकर सब अपनो को भूल जाते है।    💯👍                                                                                          

Hello everyone.                                               Once a man was going to the city from the way of the forest. He was the warmth of the warm. And the way of the forest was too long. Let him show a pond in the forest. That man has been very far away. There was a flock of monkeys nearby.🐒🐒🐒🐒🐒 Seeing the bath in the forest, all the monkeys came to the tree near the pond. As soon as the man came out, a monkey said, "Our tail is behind us, and long.But what kind of animal is this, which has its tail in front of it, and how small it is.  😄😁😀😁😀                                                          ------------------ hindi translation ---------------------                                                                                    एक बार एक आदमी जंगल के रास्ते से शहर जा रहा था।गर्मियों का मौसम था।वह आदमी गर्मी से बेहाल था।और जंगल का रास्ता भी लंबा है।चलते-चलते उसे जंगल में एक तालाब दिखा।उस आदमी ने सोंचा-अभी यहां से शहर बहुत दूर है।अभी मुझे बहुत चलना है,तो

There was a greedy man named Fakir. He was very fond of food and drink. He had never spent even a cup of tea after spending his money, always used to fulfill his hobby of eating and drinking by making others spend money. There was a garib daas in his neighbourhood. There lived a man named The poor slave had many pigs. He used to keep pigs. One day the poor slave was bathing one of his pigs with great love. The fakir was watching all this. The fakir could not stop, after all he asked- Why brother, what is the matter, who is bathing his pig with great love today. Poor Das said - Today is the wedding of this pig of mine. On hearing this, the fakir das started thinking, that I will eat today's food here only. After all, I am fond of food and drink. Fakir Das has asked - then brother, Garib Das - what will you make in your food today.garib daas replied - Whoever the groom will eat. The fakir das left, hanging his face from there.                                                     

  Hello to all of you. Today I have come with a story related to a soldier. So let's go to the story. He was a young man, after completing his studies, he had only one dream, that he could protect his country by joining the army. He used to practice daily, run for many hours with these dreams in his eyes. I grew stronger. The young man had a full-fledged family. There were two elder brothers, his wives, mother, father and the youngest in the house. His brothers dominated the whole area. No one dared to tussle with them. And apart from all this, he was a young man, he used to talk most lovingly. After some time the young man fell in love with a girl living in the nearby village. The girl was calm, beautiful and well-mannered. Soon enough They tied the knot. That's how their time passed. The young man also continued his practice. And also started going in the examination and passing in every test. And at one time it came that the young man was recruited in the army. The call

Hello everyone.                                                   I have come once again with a funny story. Once upon a time, there was a very miserly man. After a few days, guests came from outside. The miserly members started serving the guests. Now these were miserly houses. I didn't have anything to eat. The miser called his boy and told him quietly - go get sweets from the market early. The boy left. As soon as he reached the confectionery, he said - brother, give me some good sweets. Sweets The guy said - I give you sweets like honey. The boy thought - better then I buy honey, and the boy left from there. The boy now went to the honey man and said - brother, give me honey soon Give it. The honeyman said - I give you honey as sweet as sugar. The boy thought - better than this, I take sugar only. And he went to the sugar man and said - brother, give me sugar. The shopkeeper said- I am giving you pure sugar like cool water. The boy thought again – water is in our house, wh

  Today I have come once again, with a new and interesting story. Then let's move on to the story .  A girl asks her father - Father, how many parts of my body should I cover and how many parts should I keep open.  Said - why so father. Father said - because it is very important to cover up. You Shri Krishna ji.  You must have heard the story of stealing the clothes of the gopis, when the gopis used to bathe naked in the pond, Lord Krishna used to take away the clothes of the gopis and harass them, they used to do this because they did not want anyone.  The woman bathed without clothes, because besides humans, animals, animals, birds and other animals also used to see the gopis. The knowledge of which was not known to the gopis.  But some people have taken the wrong meaning of it.  Father said – I will answer this later. And after a few days the father went abroad for work. And from there he sent a gift to the girl. When the girl opened the gift, there was Apple's mobile in it.

Hello everyone one. once  Ravana was going somewhere while roaming. So in the middle of the way, a girl stopped him and expressed his love. And said Ravana, I love you very much, do you also love me, answer yes or no Ravana said yes, then the ten heads of Ravana said yes, ha, ha, ha, ha. Then that girl went away after telling Ravana good and bad, thinking that Ravana is making fun of me. Then Ravana took his rest. He said while scolding the head - next time when a girl expresses, then speak only one head.,🤪🤪🤪🤪☺️😝🤣।                                                      hindi translation ।                                एक बार रावण घूमते हुए कहीं जा रहा था।तो बीच रास्ते में एक लड़की ने उसे रोककर अपने प्यार का इजहार कर दिया।और कहा रावण मैं तुमसे बहुत प्यार करती हूं,क्या तुम भी मुझसे प्यार करते हो, हा या ना में जवाब दो।रावण ने हा कहा तो रावण के दसों सिर ने हा, हा, हा, हा,हा कहा।फिर वो लड़की रावण को भला बुरा सुनाके वहां से चली गई ये सोचते हुए की रावण मेरा मजाक उड़ा रहा है।फिर रावण ने

  Hello  to all of you once again. Today I have come up with a very good story. This story is a story of faith and action towards God. So let's go to the story. Once upon a time, in a village There lived a man named Ramesh. Ramesh was calm, friendly, honest by nature. And also used to help people according to his power. And he had a lot of faith in God. He used to tell people that he had complete faith in God If you keep it, God will also help you. Ramesh had more faith in God than his karma. This is how Ramesh's time was passing. Once upon a time, it was the rainy season, it was raining heavily everywhere. In the village where Ramesh lives, it started raining a lot. Due to which there was a situation of fence in Ramesh's village and surrounding villages. Farm, barn, village, house land all started submerging. Before the fence came, they left the village with their pets and their essentials. Some people got trapped in the village surrounded by the fence to save their ho

Hello all of you once again, today I have come up with a funny 🤪☺️story. Once upon a time, there used to be a king in a kingdom. People loved the king very much. The reason for wanting that king was his minister. Because that minister did not allow injustice to any subjects. The minister used to solve the answer of every question very well. Because of which the king also liked his minister. One It is a matter of day, the minister had gone to the barber to get his beard done. The barber said in a matter of words, your our queen is very beautiful, she wants me to kiss her lovely cheeks. Then the minister said to her Far from kissing the cheeks, you cannot even go near them. The barber said, then the condition is that I will keep kissing the queen's cheeks. The minister accepted that barber's condition. Now the barber started looking for someone to get a chance to kiss the queen's cheeks. It is a matter of time that the queen was walking in her garden with her friends.

Today I will tell you a very good or heart touching story.              A little cute girl sitting near her father's grave in the cemetery is crying and saying, wake up, it's been a long day, you Seeing, mother also keeps on weeping remembering you. Mother goes to work alone, after you come here, she is finding it difficult to run the household expenses. Now we have to eat less food than before. Because there is less ration in the house. And my school's three Month's fees are yet to be paid, today I had to be scolded for not paying fees in front of everyone in school. Asked for fee money, maybe he did not have money. So he refused. If I insisted again, then he shouted at me and asked, go to your father and ask. So I have come to you father. And you also hear my voice. Why don't you wake up?And at the same time a man was sitting in front of the grave of a member of his family and listening to the talk of that little girl. The man was a very good family member.

Hello friends, in your busy life, I have come to make you cry, no, I have come to make you laugh, if my joke or exciting story is even a little good, then keep reading this page of mine. So let's start from here,,,,  .                                                Once upon a time, a boy leaves the house to go to his farm. As soon as he is about to reach his farm, the electric wire is lying broken, that boy sticks on that wire. Now that boy wire He gets completely in the grip of . Now his shock starts eating and agonizing, as soon as his life was about to be released, suddenly the boy remembered that the line is closed today. He got up and went to his farm. It was good that he remembered it. O It is good that he would not have been killed otherwise.    --------------_--_-----------------_----------------------------        hindi translation.                                                       एक बार की बात है,एक लड़का अपने खेत जाने के लिए घर से निकलता है।जैसे ही वो अपने खेत पह